December 21st 2021, the 1st HotBottie was born!
1. Naja Mintonetta - beach volleyball player from Greenland
Team
Dan Bernstein
tech, writing
Maria
art
Lewis Helfand
writing, editing
Set loose in the Metaverse, the Hot Botties are looking for love. They are sweet, charming, and harmless, or are they? They have a plan for tonight...a plan that includes you.
1. Naja Mintonetta - beach volleyball player from Greenland
2. Aliyah Lexicon - Scrabble player
3. Kayla Corollary - Math nerd
4. Max Extremius - attempting to break the world record for the biggest pretzel ever made
5. Adriana Phallass - Cryto Dickbutt tribute character
6. Pia Madre - neurosurgeon set out to cure penis blindness
7. Jaxon Decibel - paranoid about voice recognition software
8. Jolene Walnut - competitive eater
9. Penny Agnosia - suffers from penis blindness
10. Tess Evasiana - tax schemer
11. Bobbi Voulgarpiss - WNBA Gambler who bets based on urinalysis
12. Damon LeDenti, - vampire dentist
13. Lily Impecunia - constantly loses her wallet
14. Mila Pancetta - Deli worker with supersensitive touch
15. Rosetta Perot - obsessed with Ross Perot
16. Esmeralda Fortuna - Fortune Teller
17. Venus Grafik - NFT artist
18. Avian Magnetta - strangely attracted to birds
19. Judgy McGovern - inappropriate Governor’s Council member
20. Mona Pyramid - multi-level marketer
21. Mimi Rodentia - women who dresses up as Minnie Mouse
22. Swiney Boarhog - decided to live like a pig for a few days
23. Gigi Streetwalker - revolutionizing prostitution via decentralization & micro-payments
24. Trixie Sprints - longevity obsessed celebrity trainer
25. Dia Rhea - has baseball induced IBS
26. Frye McDougal - fast food worker
27. Brema Sparkles - commemorates "The Prophecy" dare, Romano xxx Brenna Sparks to save the crypto market
28. Rella Pimatta - asks people to try on the towel
29. Dee Lorean - time traveler
30. Amber Hops - obsessed with beer coin
31. Wassie Uno - a wassie
32. Athena Rationali - makes the marriage decision using math
33. Dr. Karola Pavlova - therapist
34. Aliena Tron - the alien
35. Layla Cunningham - the con artist
36. Chili Winters - someone who is always cold
37. Evada DeLinquent - fantasizes about committing a crime in the "zone of death"
38. Riker Alcatraz - fearful of going back to prison
39. Vera Lacerta - believes there are lizard people in congress
40. Erudite Pepe - teaches people about Rare Pepes
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